Doing the Pee Pee Dance…
I love living with three people; never lonely when you need company, and if you feel like being alone for a bit, you’ve always got your bedroom and/or the living room if it’s empty.
But EVERY FRICKIN’ time I need to pee, there seems to be someone in the bathroom either taking an afternoon shower or preening themselves…
I’m going to wet myself, I think…
The more I type, the more I distract myself…
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Ok.. it’s free now…
Peas…

i suggest a chamber pot
You need a whizzer. A device of my own invention for use in autos, airplanes, crowded apartments, etc. Similar, but not as public as a pissoire.